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Eco-Biere: For Environmentally Minded Consumers

(cue the Mexican equivalent of Morgan Freemen) The world's rainforests are disappearing at a rate of 200 acres per day (or 300 or 400, we're not really sure on the number). Anthropogenic CO2 omissions are at an all time high (pretty sure about this). Subsequently, the world is getting warmer and each day marks the beginning of the last (dramatic nonsensical line that sounds profound).

(crescendo) We are species that is weak and fragile, succumbing to the inevitable fiery collapse that awaits us like a spider dangling on a tenuous web above a hot flame (channeling Jonathan Edwards here). We are doomed (long pause).

Unless, unless we embrace our future, now! That is, we must radically change our habits, our frivolous behavior, (growing desperate) we must stop defiling our natural environment.

And until now there has not been a way to stop the rape party on Mother Nature

Introducing Eco-Biere, the first adult beverage designed to stop the rape party on Mother Nature (tagline, patent pending).

The makers of Eco- Biere are keenly aware of humanity's depredations against the environment. As a result, they've created a proprietary brewing process that is a boon for Mother Nature.

To explicate, from soup to nuts our beer is brewed from Mother Nature's unmolested bounty. All ingredients are non-dairy, gluten free, raw, vegan friendly, zero trans fat, low sodium, high fiber, recycled, free range materials, picked and prepared by union workers and transported in low-emission vehicles (the back of a Chevy Volt).

The ingredients are brought to our brew house in Berkley, CA, where our Brew Master and NPR Devotee "Shilo" (his full name) handcrafts each vat of Eco-Biere.

Note: The makers of "Eco- Biere" are not quite sure what type of beer it is, but if it helps, we think it's an ale.

What we do know is that it's made from malted barley using a warm fermentation with a strain of brewers' yeast (from wikipedia, we have no idea).