Justice Eco-Biere: For Environmentally Minded Consumers

(cue the Mexican equivalent of Morgan Freemen) The world's rainforests are disappearing at a rate of 200 acres per day (or 300 or 400, we're not really sure on the number). Anthropogenic CO2 omissions are at an all time high (pretty sure about this). Subsequently, the world is getting warmer and each day marks the beginning of the last (dramatic nonsensical line that sounds profound).

(crescendo) We are species that is weak and fragile, succumbing to the inevitable fiery collapse that awaits us like a spider dangling on a tenuous web above a hot flame (channeling Jonathan Edwards here). We are doomed (long pause).

Unless, unless we embrace our future,...

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